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Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 421: ‘More Naughty Than Nice: Ella in Verse’: ‘Romance for the Holidays’ by Rg2 (32) Vol. VII

 

(Rated Rg2: For Ladies Only)

Dear Ella,

I have no intention of forfeiting this Christmas
But my naughtiness tonight is grounds, I’ll admit,
Year-long niceties have defined this romance writer
Tonight, however, that predictable box I refuse to fit

Think of me as your pre-holiday surprise gift
Come, woman, unwrap me like a long-wished-for toy,
Caution, I’m much more than an easy plug and play
Tonight I insist on making you earn this joy

“Girl, it’s only you…have it your way, decide…”
DiAngelo and other carols spinning on the wheels,
Cords of timber hearth-burning and warmth-sharing
Come sit on my fac…, uh, lap—tell me how it feels

To be the center of my attention by candlelight
Last night’s storm has finally passed inland SoCal,
Leaving crisp air and mount-top snow in its wake
Are you the cozy-setting, hold-me-closer kinda gal?

Of course you are, woman, I see it in your eyes
Late autumns past have left a shiver in your bones,
Those other guys? They were only shoulder-warmers
You need a mocha furnace to sate your full-body jones

Moist, sensual thigh bites, elevating your inner heights
Your eyes on the flames all the while…till they close,
I’m not responsible for helpless, random shouts of ecstasy
You’ve now entered the realm of Rg2 poetry and prose

Writ large along your spine to either pelvis wing
Back to the center to traverse the skin canal,
Warning: If I clutch the cheek, it may make you weak
Should I continue my search? Oh indeed I shall

Have you submitted to Santa your holiday wish list?
What, you’re afraid you may have asked for too much?
No worries, I’ll pre-deliver those gifts that can’t be bought
Just close your eyes and surrender to this holiday touch

I’ll shear the edges of the tree in the morning dew
But tonight we’re engaging only in fireside play,
Yes, continue to unwrap the rest of this mocha gift
I’m yours, woman, a special delivery on Pamper-Her-Friday

-Rg2

_______

***
Pamper the woman . . . for the holidays. -Rg2

© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

 

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Posted by on December 8, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 420: ‘If You See This Post, Chandra’: A Love Letter: ‘A Romance in Autumn’ Creatives by Rg2 (58)

image: © getty

 

Dear Chandra,

I submitted a creative “success story” to a firm today. One of many submissions it’s likely received from other writers both in need of the commerce or the challenge. The organization seeks to share with the public the myriad cases it’s won for its clients.

The firm appears to be a step ahead of its market peers: An international presence, both on the North American and Asian continents, yet having not forgotten its local roots, the work ethic of a paranoid star track athlete who’s forever looking over his shoulder lest he be caught . . . and the firm is hungry.

No one’s hungrier than I, Chandra. I’ve been turned away and rejected so many times in the business professions, my stubbornness has reached equal proportion—and surpassed it. But a business, no matter the sector of the economy, is either a coward or a winner. You can judge the smarts, strength and long-term viability of a company by its willingness to partner with talent, however foreign. Every company needs talent. The dollar, when not stolen by the less talented but well-connected, naturally gravitates to talent. And creative talent is and will be even more the mother’s milk of future business success.

What this law firm lacks is creative thrust. Yes, it’s got a lion’s heart . . . but a cub’s legs. Legalese is boring as hell by its very essence. Readers don’t eagerly page-turn law lingo. Steve Jobs knew phones were a utility but they were boring as hell. Creative thrust? Now Jobs understood that magic like few others. A device must work superiorly. But more importantly, it must be touch-worthy, attractive, comfortable and envy-inducing to those who don’t yet own his phones.

This firm’s likely not to choose my submission. Another rejection in the pantheon of sad chapters of my creative life story is of no consequence to this relentless creative writer. The fact, however, is I can immediately deepen the firm’s market share and substantially enhance its bottom line with tantalizingly creative content like none of the other scribes.

You know what my gut instinct tells me? The firm knows it, too.

We’ll see which of the two business camps it falls under.

Last night’s rain had me craving your touch, Chandra. I’d rather not go without it tonight.

So close your laptop and come.

Your autumn warmth lives here. In my arms.

On Pamper-Her-Friday.

Tender are my thoughts,
Rg2

_______

***
Pamper the woman . . . before autumn goes away. -Rg2

© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

 
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Posted by on December 1, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®: A Gift for You by Rg2™: Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® Gift Giveaway (3) Welcomes Autumn 2018

Autumn decor by: Linda Brooks Designs; Scarf by: Loretta “Lo-Low Jazz” G.

 

 A Gift for You by Rg2™: Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® Gift Giveaway (3) Welcomes Autumn 2018

 

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SoCal, 11-02-18: Ladies, can I pamper you Friday?

What would autumn be like without a distinctive red handbag as part of your fall ensemble? Let’s not give that a second thought.

Put your money away; don’t you dare run out and purchase this stylish accessory, scarf included, to go along with those hot red heels you’ve been eyeing or already own. In fact, stash your hard-earned loot inside the handbag and treat yourself to a fun night on the town.

Fellas: Is there a special woman in your life that you’d like to pamper just because? This elegant handbag and scarf combo makes an unforgettable statement to her about your pampering game. If gift choosing for her is not your specialty, no worries, allow Pamper-Her-Friday to express your generosity and love for her this autumn.

Simply inbox or comment your name and the words: “I’d love to be pampered this autumn” (Ladies) or “I want to pamper my (wife, mom, daughter, aunt, love interest?) this autumn” (Fellas) to pamper-her-fridaybyrg2.com, tweet @prosescribe, LinkedIn: Roy Greer, Facebook: Rg2 RomanceWorks/Pamper-Her-Friday, or Instagram: romanceworks.

The deadline for name/comment submissions is November 23, 2018. The winner of the drawing will be announced on the last Pamper-Her-Friday of November.

It’s pampering season. You ready?

________

***
Pamper the woman . . . with an autumn gift. -Rg2

© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

 

 
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Posted by on November 3, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 419: ‘The Woman Investor: The Follow-Up’: A Love Letter: ‘A Romance in Autumn’ Creatives by Rg2 (57)

Dear Risi,
 
Remember back in July when I mentioned an investment in The Alkaline Water Company, Inc. (ticker: WTER)? Unfortunately that letter went feebly read—few noticed it when it published. And that’s rather a shame.
 
The Scottsdale, Ariz.-based proprietor of Alkaline88®, a premier 8.8 pH-balanced bottled alkaline drinking water enhanced with trace minerals and electrolytes, has upped its game since then, introducing to market its A88 Infused Beverage Division. Hemp plant-derived CBD infused Alkaline88® water (Cannabidiol, an active compound found in the cannabis [marijuana] plant. Although it is a cannabinoid like THC, CBD is non-psychoactive and does not provide the cerebral effects associated with THC) will make its market debut shortly.
 
On October 17, 2018, CBD will be legal throughout all of Canada and is already legal in the U.S. The Hemp Business Journal projects the worldwide CBD market will grow from $202 million in 2017 to $2.1 billion by 2020 to $3 billion by 2021. Consumer interest in CBD has risen to all-time highs as researchers explore the potential medical benefits of cannabidiol.
 
I bought shares of WTER months ago at $2.60 per. Yesterday the stock closed at $4.61 per. I will have doubled my investment in a matter of days. In addition, the company just announced it’s now selling on Walmart.com and Amazon.com, stretching beyond its grocery store brick/mortar distribution.
 
In your behalf and mine, I’m increasing our stock ownership count by 10,000 shares. The company also recently announced its application to list its stock on the NASDAQ exchange has been approved—deft move. The big pension funds, ETFs and hedge funds will then take ownership. And let’s not discount the possibility of a beverage behemoth like Coca-Cola or Pepsi sniffing around Alkaline88® for a potential takeover. All this news bodes extremely well for prospects of a much higher stock price going forward.
 
We’re in, love.
 
We’ll simply wait patiently and let the market do its thing.
 
You know, I was thinking, since you had the smarts and integrity to fall in love with a nerd like me, I take pride in rewarding you for your supreme judgement.
 
Half the additional investment, 5000 shares, is yours. And if you’ll agree to homemade shrimp and chicken alfredo, steamed farm veggies drizzled in hot queso, fresh-off-the-broiler garlic cheese French bread and endless flutes of White Zinfandel as the rain falls outside in Southern California this evening, I’ll up the pampering ante with a full-body massage as the autumn fire blazes.
 
It never rains in Southern California. Let’s celebrate the occasion.
 
On Pamper-Her-Friday.
 
I’ll be there momentarily.
 
Tender are my intentions,
Rg2
________
Pamper the woman . . . she loves an investing man. -Rg2
 
© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®
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Posted by on October 7, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 418: ‘Driving to You: Autumn’s First PHF’: A Love Letter: ‘A Romance in Autumn’ Creatives by Rg2 (56)

 

Dear Marcia,

Today is the first Pamper-Her-Friday of autumn
I’m leaving work prematurely to hit the road,
To get a jump on the I-10 commuter traffic
Of your tender face I’m eager to get ahold

Rest my palms upon those soft, dimpled cheeks
Gently glide my fingers along those succulent lips,
And as your fragrance penetrates my warm hands
Grace you with an autumn kiss that will eclipse

The others from seasons past and lovers ago
It’s my intent to make you forget them all,
Set a path with me, woman, in the windswept leaves
Can I hold your hand into the colors of fall?

Slow-paced autumn walks and intimate pillow talks
Crown Royal on ice and Remy, straight, for you,
Laughing at our double faults and imperfections
Sharing our disappointments, gosh, we’ve had a few

You’ve always wanted a man who listens, I know
A listening man who needn’t offer you advice,
But one who takes the wheel on an autumn drive
While you admire the season’s foliage would be nice

A farmer’s market companion, I’ll hold the basket
You offer nature’s sweet harvest as I take a bite,
I’ll sweep the leaves from your eaves on request
On one condition: Let me hold you into the night

A man shouldn’t be lonely in autumn, God forbid
Even more, should not a woman spend fall alone,
If you’d rather solitude, then read my love letter
Feel my heart in the handscript and its romantic tone

If I could just have you at the same table
On the same sofa, by the same cedar-scented fire,
To share the same Pamper-Her-Friday in fall
Because we share this identical yearning desire:

To share autumn.

Driving fast as wheels can turn . . .

-Rg2

________

***
Pamper the woman . . . like a romantic in autumn. -Rg2

© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

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Posted by on September 29, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 417: ‘Farewell, Summer Love’: A Love Letter: ‘A Summer’s Romance Collection’ by Rg2 (121)

 

 
“Farewell, Summer Love”
 
Dear Kathy,
 
You artfully eluded me this summer.
 
Was that deliberate? Or simply a version of your defense mechanism (machination) defending against your subconscious vulnerability?
 
What do I mean? A woman doesn’t know she’s vulnerable until she feels it.
 
What do I mean?
 
You weren’t aware of your vulnerability . . . until my orbit touched you. When you discovered that someone of my like walks this earth, was not something awakened in you? I ask that without arrogance. I just know a piece of your heart as a piece of my own.
 
I’ve been turned away so many times, Kathy. No, not necessarily by a woman’s love. But turned away by powerbrokers, gatekeepers, gosh, even everyday women decision-makers who are afraid of Pamper-Her-Friday. Its inherent power, its potential global reach, its threat to the status quo order of romantic life—or lack thereof—she’s come to accept in present-day society.
 
It’s okay for you to want to be pampered—if only on an occasional Friday. I mean, do you know the countless number of women the world over who’ve never known pampering of the quality you’ve passed over this summer?
 
You craftily eluded me this summer. When all I wanted was an evening, however abbreviated, of your company on the still-warm night sand, God exhaling on us from the heavens, and sky zodiacs romantically dispersed as far as our eyes could focus.
 
You managed to elude me this summer; you beautiful artful dodger, you.
 
Damn you, Kathy. Summer’s lost.
 
But I have an admission: Summer’s not exactly my favored season.
 
Fall has always had its way with me. Fall is when a woman most wants to be touched. Held. Breathed on.
 
Kathy, will you meet me in Autumn?
 
Thoughts of you,
Rg2
__________
 
***
Pamper the woman . . . Oh, yes, autumn has arrived. -Rg2
 
© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®
 
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Posted by on September 22, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 416: ‘Panties Prohibited’: A Friday Night Verse: ‘A Summer’s Romance Collection’ by Rg2 (120)

 

(Rated Rg2: Midnight Women Readers Only)

“Panties Prohibited”

I don’t care that your hair is organically grown
Or if it happens to be East Indian weave,
A woman wants to be made to feel exclusive
This writer’s the man in whom you can believe

Tonight

May I kiss you there, yes, there, not just anywhere
Then again, anywhere along there is an ideal sweetspot,
I’m sorry, you’re trembling but not from trepidation
Woman, your mid-sternum, my, is it radiating hot

I need to apply the stress test, hand on forehead
Lips mapping slowly your hind-neck to each lobe,
My fingers intersecting the parts between each toe
Lie back, easy now, a bit further I’ll probe

Tonight

Welcome to Pamper-Her-Friday—the midnight version
Panties prohibited; promptly drop those at the door,
Water’s spouting jealously from the showerhead
Looking for you at the center of the tile floor

Let it rinse away, the long work week’s residue
Lather therapy: shoulders to the length of your back,
If I migrate further, a quiet riot may ensue
I’ll stay in the safe zone . . . along the lumbar track

Tonight

A hydro-transfer is in order; the sauna tub awaits
Immerse yourself while I retrieve the pleasure drinks,
Cork popping, woman, ain’t no stopping … us tonight
You’re craving some precise phalangeal play methinks

Raise that ass oh-so-slowly above the water line
Sink your face into the plush pillow towel’s middle,
Trust these creative hands and native instincts of mine
Close your eyes as I play this exquisite fiddle

That is your anatomy … the water begins to sway
On the cusp of overflow from this pleasure typhoon,
I’m taking all your special Friday requests-to-play
Let’s get it all in for dawn breaks too soon

Inhibitions prohibited, lay your burdens down
On my chest, no worries, I’ll handle the rest,
Absorb, will I, your invisible scars and wounds
Surrender, girl, to this nocturnal pamper-her fest

Tonight . . . .

________

***
Pamper the woman . . . the moment she walks in. -Rg2

© 2018 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

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Posted by on September 15, 2018 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 
 
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