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Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 123: His Romance Manifesto by Rg2 (4)

A Guide for the Romantic Man

1) Calling all Romantic men: Take the Romantic’s Hippocratic Oath: Do Her No Harm.
When it comes to love and giving of her body and emotions, a woman is ethical by nature. Yes, she can be corrupted by capitalism, materialism, and “title/status” ambition. But, generally, when she’s convinced and truly feels that he’s willing to love fairly and genuinely, she’s equally willing. Even more. It’s her nature. Remember: Do no harm.

2) Establish a mutually agreed-upon theme to your relationship with the woman when you come together.
When President Obama met Lady Michelle, more than the fact he was smitten with her many intellectual and personality attributes, her family infrastructure (dad loved mom and kids, mom loved dad and kids, and both committed to raising the best family they knew how), he admired the “love” evident at the soul of her family–something he hadn’t had growing up and was quietly longing for. They committed to carry on that infrastructure, that legacy, that love both for themselves and, even more, for their girls.

What’s your relational theme? “Let’s grow together”; “Let’s support and nurture our individual artistic dreams”; “Let’s raise a strong family together”; “Let’s start and build a business together for the future of our kids”; “I’m a writer–will you be my editor?–we’ll both enjoy the fruits of our joint labor”; “Let’s alternate Pamper-Her-Fridays/Pamper-Him-Fridays throughout our journey together, because we appreciate one another and won’t forget . . . .
Gotta have a theme.

3) Ever play charades with family members or friends? Slip a topic card of your own creation in the game and pantomime how you feel about a certain woman among the guessers. Once someone figures out: “I love ___________ . . . ,” watch how the room “ahhs” with emotional surprise. (She won’t forget it.)

4) Get up a little extra early, make her breakfast–presented photo-worthy at the table–kiss her forehead, apologize that you can’t join her because you’re going in early so you can leave work a little earlier. Among her breakfast items, leave a still-corked bottle of wine or cognac (her fave) with a note attached: “We’re going to enjoy this tonight for ‘Part 2’–would you like to have dinner with me?”
Even though you’ve been together awhile, make her feel as if you’re still “dating.” A woman’s heart never loses its ability to “flutter,” regardless of time’s passage. She will anticipate. (Trust me.)

5) Take a photo of her (she has no idea) or a photo of you both and have an artist do a sketch rendering of the image; save it on a flash drive, and then upload it to her e-tablet as the screen saver. Or text it to her out of the blue, with the caption: “Recognize this woman? She was voted by People magazine the most beautiful woman in the world . . . but I knew it all along.” (Note: a “smile” response and “never-forget” gleam is guaranteed.)

6) (This is crazy but I love this one): You’re having a disagreement–an argument–at home and it gets pretty escalated. Right at its height, stop, put her in the car and take her to the library (yes, right then and there) and then invite her to continue the argu-, er, conversation. Watch how silly you both are trying to mute the tone and volume in respect of library etiquette. Notice the first to break out in laughter. And realize how much you truly care about one another.

7) While at the library, check out the movie “Dan: In Real Life,” starring Steve Carell. And watch it together–even if you’re not a Steve Carell enthusiast. Then come a little closer.

8) By candlelight and her favorite male crooner on vocals on speaker, preferably on a Pamper-Her-Friday evening, take a whipped-cream can and spraywrite your name along her thighs, taking your methodical time to consume each letter as if you have all night. Because you do. And that’s how she wants it. All night.
(Don’t forget the toes.)

9) On a whim, out of the blue, call her and ask, “Do you care about me, woman?”
If she answers yes without hesitation, she’s in love.
If she says no, she’s fibbing.
The woman’s in love.

***

Pamper the woman and eternal is her love. -Rg2

 

© 2012 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

 

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Posted by on July 28, 2012 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 122: ‘A Summer’s Romance’ Collection by Rg2 (25)

Sundrift Cove, Calif.–Pre-dusk, Pamper-Her-Friday:

“A Momentary Goodbye”

She once threw a vase at him, barely evading his temple.
The vase had held roses he’d given her to commemorate
the anniversary of their first meeting.
Mistakenly, she thought he had approached another woman.
It was the other way around.

She once slapped him, when he tried to kiss her.
On the second try, she embraced him, having discovered a
gentleness–not mischief–to his intentions.

She once smashed his guitar, his second love, irreparably–
she’d bought it for him as a gift after he had written a song
in her honor and played acoustic strings on the dock of the
bay at sunset on their fourth date.
He’d come home with it at 3 a.m., when he had no gig.
He was raising money with it for her engagement ring.
She cried on the news.

It’s not suppose to hurt, love.

“In spite of it all, I love you,” he says to her, eye to eye.
“And there ain’t a damn thing you can do about it.”

He turns to walk away, stops and resumes one last gaze
into her eyes, then exits her doorway as the sun silently
sets against a sherbert summer sky at 7:49 p.m. PST.

On Pamper-Her-Friday.

              ***
The Quality of Love. -Rg2

© 2012 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

Vocals: Mr. Jamie Cullum

 
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Posted by on July 21, 2012 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 121: ‘A Summer’s Romance’ Collection by Rg2 (21)

“Their Romance Covenant”

. . . I agree, we’ll keep it bedless.
Did you hear me?
Let me re-say it: We can keep this bedless, love.
Per your request.
But in no way can we go touchless.
I’m as needful as a newborn in that regard–if you
go handless with me, surely I’ll become breathless.
I’m shameless in my self-awareness.
I’m keenly abreast of what I need from you.
Though I certainly won’t make you trustless
of my declaration of love for you–that’s needless.
And by no means can you go heldless.
A woman is Godformed to be held.
Oh, you’ve heard less?
Well, they’re truthless.
Didn’t hear me? Okay.
Stand there;
Sit there;
Lie there;
Drive there;
Think there;
Breathe there;
Reminisce there;
Cry there; and
Regret there . . . alone. Without my hand-therapy,
my touch-therapy.
My listen-therapy.
My just-because-I-care-therapy.
In no way could I be thoughtless.
So, yes, we’ll keep this bedless–at your request.
I like the thought of our being problemless. I do.
Though I can’t promise us tearless after summer’s end.
Unfortunately I can’t.
But let me say this:
YOU WILL NOT GO PAMPERLESS!
Our summer’s romance deserves no less.

(She’s speechless.)

***
Pamper the woman and forever live in her soul. -Rg2

© 2012 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

Vocals: Simply Red’s Mick Huck­nall

 
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Posted by on July 14, 2012 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 

Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 120: ‘A Summer’s Romance’ Collection by Rg2 (19)

 

Sparkle, Calif.– 5:01 p.m., Pamper-Her-Friday:

He: You’ve worked hard all week, now it’s time to celebrate.

She: Been thinking of you so much, it’s been hard to concentrate.

He: Love it. I’ve got two tickets for a special premiere.

She: Sounds great, tell me more, I’m so excited to hear.

He: I’ll give you a hint; no, I’ll keep it a surprise.

She: Hey, no fair, ‘the man gives and then denies.’  But if you insist, then what should I wear?

He: Dancing shoes and something black, a little after5 affair.

She: Ooh, sounds fun. What time should I be ready?

He: About 8, once I gather the glitter and confetti.

She: Wow! I’m captivated. What are we celebrating?

He: The fact your romance is so pure and stimulating.

She (blushing): You so turn me on with the way that you say . . .

He: I take pleasure in pampering My Girl Friday.

See you tonight . . . .

***
Pamper the woman and caretake her heart. -Rg2

© 2012 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

 
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Posted by on July 7, 2012 in Pamper-Her-Friday

 
 
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