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Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 258: (Rated Rg2: For Ladies Only): ‘Tonight’s Agenda: Aqua-Pampering’

Pamper-Her-Friday: Her Spa Night

Pamper-Her-Friday: Her Spa Night


“Tonight’s Agenda: Aqua-Pampering”

There’s a by-day agenda and a by-night agenda
Allow me to differentiate the two,
The latter is much better unhidden
For the concoctions I intend to brew

The day e-trading has rankled your nerves
Head-of-household mom duties just won’t quit,
That manuscript you can’t seem to ideally end?
Enough already, you Everywoman, come sit . . .

Your lovely self down where pampering abounds
Enter my night spa, an aqua lair of sorts,
With neo-soul on digital surround sound
My amore ship will berth at the treasure ports:

Port of the neck, port of the breasts, oh my,
the canal venturing to port of your thighs,
We’ll let the waves and ripples have their way
The jet streams are all at maximum highs

Positioning you just so, the gush and rush
of hot liquid massaging the base of the spine,
Slow-whirl flotations and methodical rotations
On those luscious toes, woman, I’m ready to dine

Mind if I gently munch on each phalange
as you attempt to contain your giggle?
There’s nothing fickle in the ways I can tickle
your fantasies, leaving no room to wiggle

Your way free of the net that is my hands
They’re actually less slippery when wet,
Succumb you will to my grips at the hips
Their release of your body, you refuse to let

As my chest turns headrest, by all means,
close your eyes . . . for a steam dream state,
Breathe in deeply then exhale it all steeply
The week’s mental clutter will soon dissipate

For edibles and libation, why, of course
French ambrosia is soon to arrive,
I remembered your fave: naked pistachios
Aphrodisiacal, they, no need to connive

Spirited bubbly that dances on the palate
Your limb language says you’re totally at ease,
Pamper-Her-Friday you’ve waited for all week
We’ll take this spa night as slow as you please . . . .



Pamper the woman . . . and she’s all yours. -Rg2

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Posted by on April 25, 2015 in Pamper-Her-Friday


Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 257: So Hillary’s Got Next . . . A Love Letter


The First Couple: © AFP/Robyn Beck

The First Couple: © AFP/Robyn Beck


Dear Mrs. Obama,

Less political than personal are my thoughts on this Pamper-Her-Friday. And you’re on my mind. Your being inundated with all things political I can only imagine becomes rather exasperating over time, though such is the life of the First Lady of the most powerful country in the universe.

It’s a worst-kept secret that I think highly of you, Mrs. Obama–for the most respectful of reasons, as given in past missives. President Obama may well be the most fortunate man alive; I feel that less with envy than honor. OK, perhaps just a hint of envy. Every man–worthy man–should be so lucky.

And the country is just as fortunate to have President Obama, and by extension his family, at its helm. I don’t need to delineate his administrative accomplishments and history-making feats, among them: Employment restoration; a breathtaking stock-market run; breakthrough healthcare; the comeback (and highly profitable) automotive industry; the historic Cuba reconciliation; and, among other precedents too many to mention, his and his team’s most vital–leading the country from near-financial collapse and mooring it in the most turbulent of economic times since the Great Depression.

Oh, and lest I forget, a scandal-free, back-to-back term of office that’s been as refreshing as it’s been effective.

President Barack Obama has been nothing short of a revelation. A much-needed revelation. A much-appreciated revelation. And should we ever have questioned him with a woman like you by his side? Hardly.

So Hillary’s got next?

Assumption and inevitability aside, I love the evolution of our America. Stands to reason that a woman, for all the right reasons, will ascend the throne. The brass ring, after all, is genderless–just as with President Obama, history has shown that the ring is sized only for the proper, deserving finger. Whether Hillary is truly deserving only a skillfully executed campaign and time will reveal.

These are exciting times for the country once again.

But I must say, whether a second Clinton or other candidate is chosen, she/he has a pair of exceptional shoes to fill. It’s almost humorous: All the Obama critics not only have been proven wrong, they are all likely living better now (documented by both their household and business/investment balance sheets) than at any time in recent history, thanks, of course, to Obama policies.

No, the record isn’t perfect. But politics is the art of compromise, not flawlessness.

So Hillary’s got next? I like her odds. Though I’m not a wagerer.

But let me say, should you ever have the notion to run for office, the highest in the land or otherwise, it’s a given:

My vote is forever yours.

President Obama is a fortunate American president, a fortunate man. These United States are even more fortunate to have him and the Obama family.

I thank you for your unforgettable service. You now belong to both the annals and the ages.

Tender are my thoughts,

Nota bene: Pamper-Her-Friday blessings I send.



Pamper the woman . . . with utmost appreciation. -Rg2

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 First Lady Michelle Obama

First Lady Michelle Obama

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Posted by on April 18, 2015 in Pamper-Her-Friday


Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 256: The Pamper-Her Investments: “The Romance Hedge Fund”

undistracted, autumn

“The Romance Hedge Fund”

Say, Lovely, I’ve got an idea I’d like to
run past you over a rarefied dinner,
A rather exclusive development for your
ears alone, for I consider you a winner

I’m spearheading a first-of-its-kind investment fund:
A pool for those of the pampering persuasion,
“The Romance Hedge Fund” the official moniker
For investors devoted to the enhance-her-life equation

Because doing so–elevating the woman–will
guarantee above-the-market returns,
Only prudent, studied endeavors will assets be
deployed, reinvesting profits that it earns . . .

The lock-up period? One year minimum
Though shareholders will want to remain longer,
Island getaways and sustained-land resort stays
Seaside properties make the incentives stronger

Enterprises committed to non-pollution, preservation
of ecologies, and more-than-liveable wages,
Manufacturers that value equally the hand and mind
Service providers that pamper the woman in stages:

Designs that adorn her body, edibles that excite
her palate, jewels derived carefully from rare earths,
Organic materials that meet her planet-consciousness
Health and media companies which value human worths

Tech start-ups will be thoroughly vetted–
with an eye on those with women founders,
Clever ideas are not the monopoly of men
Studies reveal the female exec rarely flounders

In leadership and decision-making–these are the
solid companies in which the Fund will invest,
Oh, and a Poetry-on-Demand app with video option
by Rg2 RomanceWorks . . . at your behest

As the fund manager, I’m exempting you, my lady,
from both the AUM and incentive fees,
In fact, your shares are already allotted and locked
by virtue of my two Pamper-Her-Friday decrees:

Dinner this evening, pre-sunset, by the pond
with me, your exclusive Romance Funder,
I’ll have the papers drawn for your signature
Our investment romance, let no one break asunder.

Here’s to you, angel.



Pamper the woman . . . a fail-proof investment. -Rg2

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Posted by on April 10, 2015 in Pamper-Her-Friday


Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 255: Luxury and Romance Renaissance: ‘A Classic Pamperer Returns’

“A Classic Pamperer Returns”

May I take you for a spin in my motorcar?
No, Matthew McConaughey is not invited,
I realize celebrity can be rather alluring
But I’m the man quietly beknighted . . .

To protect you, even resurrect in you
Something of a romantic renaissance,
Like the rebirth of the Lincoln Continental
My realm of luxurious pampering will ensconce

You, to your womanly spirits will I imbue
Chivalrous affection, sweet pleasures and such,
Hold open your door, adjust your seat
Retract the skyroof for the stars we’ll touch

The sounds of Miles on evocative horn
Bring it forward to Charlie Wilson on vocals,
Smooth roading to the picturesque Monterey
To dine and dance with the ‘Frisco Bay locals

As the paved path narrows before us
The mountainous landscapes in window-view,
Treadwheels glide as if hovering on air
As the windmills of your mind turn anew

Thinking, rethinking, reflecting, introspecting
The love decisions made in haste in the past,
No need to regret yesterday’s occurrences
Mine is the passenger seat cradling you at last

Where you belong, absolutely nothing wrong
with subjecting your heart to this safe-risk,
Yes, there is such a state of emotion
For I’m the man duly anointed to whisk

You away from the turbulence of the day
The weekend you sorely need has arrived,
We’ll follow the thruway wherever it leads
No worries, nothing about this is contrived

I want to navigate us—to any point on Earth
So long as you, your whole being, is there,
The method or mode ultimately matters little
When both driver and passenger truly care

For one another, necessity truly is the mother
of inventive romance the wise lover would say,
Oh, and I’m gifting you a tranche of Ford Motor shares
Why? My angel, it’s Pamper-Her-Friday . . . .



Pamper the woman . . . and forever live in her soul. -Rg2

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Posted by on April 4, 2015 in Pamper-Her-Friday

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