“The Romance Hedge Fund”

Say, Lovely, I’ve got an idea I’d like to
run past you over a rarefied dinner,
A rather exclusive development for your
ears alone, for I consider you a winner

The lock-up period? One year minimum
Though shareholders will want to remain longer,
Island getaways and sustained-land resort stays
Seaside properties make the incentives stronger

Enterprises committed to non-pollution, preservation
of ecologies, and more-than-liveable wages,
Manufacturers that value equally the hand and mind
Service providers that pamper the woman in stages:

Designs that adorn her body, edibles that excite
her palate, jewels derived carefully from rare earths,
Organic materials that meet her planet-consciousness
Health and media companies which value human worths

Tech start-ups will be thoroughly vetted–
with an eye on those with women founders,
Clever ideas are not the monopoly of men
Studies reveal the female exec rarely flounders

In leadership and decision-making–these are the
solid companies in which the Fund will invest,
Oh, and a Poetry-on-Demand app with video option
by Rg2 RomanceWorks . . . at your behest

As the fund manager, I’m exempting you, my lady,
from both the AUM and incentive fees,
In fact, your shares are already allotted and locked
by virtue of my two Pamper-Her-Friday decrees:

Dinner this evening, pre-sunset, by the pond
with me, your exclusive Romance Funder,
I’ll have the papers drawn for your signature
Our investment romance, let no one break asunder.

Here’s to you, angel.

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Pamper the woman . . . a fail-proof investment. -Rg2

© 2015 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®