Monthly Archives: November 2014

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“A Fireside Romance”

Say, Lovely, it’s Friday and I’m teeming with ideas
but tonight I’ll play it a bit smarter,
Temperature’s dropping to cuddle-her Celsius
Would you mind if I be your firestarter?

I’ve got just the touch with hickory logs and such
For an intimately mesmerizing burn,
Let me take your coat, I know your needs by rote
Your work week is now officially adjourned

Let’s put away the armor and the bullet-proof dress
and cast astray the executive power struggle,
You’ve entered the den of my pampering sanctuary
Woman, I’m ready to huddle and snuggle

Dark clouds are forming over the face of the moon
with a reasonable chance of morning showers,
I’ve got the jambalaya on tender slow simmer
We’ll enjoy these very sacred hours

Together, perhaps I should unloose the tether
extending from my mind to your heart,
My philosophy is nary to stifle a woman
For freedom plays a significant part

Of romance in its bare-naked truth and essence
The time apart only heightens the return,
I was taught to love a woman the old-fashioned way:
The passcode to her inner vault must be earned

Put the effort and work in, no corner cuts or spin
Make certain her comfort zone remains intact,
Say what you mean and be true to your thoughts
And write the words with no need to redact

Easier said than done when feelings have begun?
True enough: Love is no perfect science,
It’s why I suggest one heartbeat at a time
On that I offer you my reliance

And warmth from the cold, I want you in my fold
With me, girl, you’ve won the romance lotto,
Now sit back and relax and enjoy the fire’s language
While I pour us your favorite moscato

It’s romantic downtime along with quiet-sounds time
And a fab dinner is only moments away,
Please find the gift bag at the base of the coffee table
After all . . . it’s Pamper-Her-Friday.

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Pamper the woman . . . and forever yours is her Romance. -Rg2

© 2014 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

“Her Autumn Nightbath”

No, no theatrics tonight, my sweet;
I’m hoping for rain,
No histrionics or romantic props
Come, let me explain:

No electricity tonight, my love;
I’m supplying all the wattage,
I’m your shadow in the darkness tonight
Welcome to my cottage

If there’s a virtue in simplicity
I intend to exhaust the possibility,
Absolutely no rush, shhh, we’re on the hush
A Pamper-Her-Friday trilogy . . .

. . . is in effect tonight, my angel
The wicks are on silent-slow burn,
The working world’s had you all week
However, tonight it’s my turn

You will call my name, woman, yes
You’ll whisper it like a soliloquy,
No other man has meaning
I want every cell of you into me

These hands, these so-gifted hands
are exclusive to your symmetry,
I know the pressure points and nerve centers
Supernatural is our chemistry

A nightbath, am I on the right path?
I’m using neither guile nor stealth,
Your skin’s glowing in the candlelight
I’m so good for your health

Lose yourself, simply lose yourself
in this luxurious autumn bathing,
Have you ever experienced pampering
so soothing and unscathing?

Go ahead, tilt your head at ease
I’ve curled the towel just so,
Perhaps you’d like hydro-acupuncture
to ensure all body systems go

Ah, yes, this remedy is like a symphony
as I play skin piano in the dark,
By the time the water turns luke
You’ll be calling me the Pampering Oligarch . . .

. . . up in here, the fireplace is so near
and we’ve got front-row seats,
I’ll make hot toddies to keep warm our bodies
and pull out the flannel sheets

And the most comfy sofa throws for heaven only knows
how good this Pamper-Her-Friday can be,
We won’t blame it on the toddies
It’s simply our autumn chemistry . . . .

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Pamper the woman . . . she loves it. -Rg2

© 2014 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

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“Why Not . . . Romance?”

Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me . . .
I awoke this morning singing, ‘Why not?’
So you live a continent away–we haven’t met
Unwilling to let your thoughts go there? Try not

You’ve been reading the Harlequins and J. Collinses
But the Rg2 Romance series you can’t put down,
It’s not by accident, woman, it’s no incident
A thousand stories to publish—this love abounds

A special man is at the helm, a pen in his hand
You hadn’t before read it from a male perspective?
Relax yourself in your most favored chair
Those were obligated reads—I’m your elective

Choose which tale to sink your mind into
Perhaps there’s a plurality you like most,
Simply reply to me the designated number
And I’ll honor you with a special toast:

Rosé Sangria with Cranberries and Apples
Or any other of your chosen fall cocktail,
Then tell me your Pamper-Her-Friday wish
and Alibaba or Amazon will deliver by mail

What distinguishes my brand from all the others?
Heart-flutter-per-page with a make-her-sigh twist,
An added dimension to the romance experience
A sweet reward for your loyalty, oh, I insist!

Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me
You may just find your wishes come true with me,
Romance by Rg2 is more than a brand, you see
You deserve a Pamper-Her-Friday as lovely as can be . . .

. . . why not?

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Pamper the woman . . . like an autumn romantic. -Rg2

© 2014 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®