“The Obama Valentine Doctrine”
“So what does the first lady of the most powerful, most advanced country on the face of the planet possibly want for Valentine’s Day that she doesn’t already have access to?”
“Well, you know, I really am a simple girl at heart. And I don’t think I’m much different from other women across the globe when it comes to what truly matters. A heart box of chocolates. Lilacs and daffodils I love. And for the president to take me in his arms and . . . breathe on me.”
(The studio, including the host and the live audience, turns momentarily silent, except a chorus of “awws” beyond the lights)
Show Host: (now suddenly wishing he were the American president, attempts to gather himself but can’t quite, then cuts to commercial break)
“And now a word from our sponsor.”
He’s in love.
The greatness of a country is not measured by its military arsenal or the size of its economy or its capacity to out-compete its rivals. The greatness of a country is determined by the quality of its women.” -Rg2
© 2016 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®
(Roy Greer is the founder, creator and innovator of Romance by Rg2 and Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2, a now globally recognized media property and brand and candidate/challenger for the Guinness Book of World Records’ longest, most innovative online love letter/romantic poetry series–approaching no. 300).
And counting . . . .
Roy thanks you deeply for allowing him to share moments of your valuable time. May your Fridays never be the same.