“Bringing the News for You, Love”

Tell me, have you heard the latest news, Love?
It may be the most outrageous you’ve ever heard of
A poll was taken about the romance of American women
The stats may be the most unbelievable ever given

“U.S. Women: The Most Unkissed, Unheld on the Planet”
Facts apparently corroborated from Halle to Janet
It’s unfortunate no one bothered to interview me
For there’s a woman in the country who certainly wouldn’t agree

You slept in my arms like an angel last night
Countless kisses astride your face as if I had divine right
And the thorough body massage certainly didn’t hurt
Any mention of dissatisfaction I was determined to avert

Then daybreak ushered your reluctant escape
But I captured your nightbreaths on digital tape
For your replay as forecast for what’s in store
A majestic summer romance with joy at its core

Believe not what you read and half what you see
I’m tossing the paper while on bended knee
Those stats mean nothing, we’ll have our say
For our summer romance begins this Pamper-Her-Friday.

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Pamper the woman and forever live in her soul. -Rg2

© 2012 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®

Music: The gifted Mr. Eric Benét