Noel Romance, Calif.–5:58 p.m., Pamper-Her-Friday:
“No Romantic Grinch”
I just picked up the keys to a new sleigh,
A hybrid model capable of land and air flight
A merry joyride awaits you–if I may?
I may even let you take the reins,
On second thought, you deserve a pampered ride
Relax, open your pre-gift, we own the sky lanes,
Look, Love! There, up ahead . . .
Nah, that can’t be Mr. St. Nick,
Do me a favor and grab the camera behind you
Maybe he’ll allow us a snapshot quick,
Wait a minute, wait, that’s not Santa!
A disguised impostor . . . is that Mr. Grinch?!
Hey, pal, you got no business in these parts!
Wouldn’t you know it, dude didn’t even flinch,
Hold on to my arm, babygirl, I’m puttin’
this badboy in third gear,
We’ll pull up alongside his clunker
I wanna make certain he can hear,
Hey, fella, I said you’ve no business in these parts
Especially during this holiday season,
It’s time for love and from-the-heart giving
Generosity without need of reason,
“Pardon me, bud, but may I suggest that
I’m really not your concern,
But if you must, my sleigh has just been emptied
of all the stolen gifts I’ve returned . . .
“. . . not only did I take what didn’t belong to me
Along the way I lost my soul,
And the woman I loved and wanted to impress
She abandoned me at the North Pole . . .
” . . . left me, she did, and turned away my gifts
when she learned of my wickedly selfish sins,
My ugliness inside had spread to my outside
Alas, I lost all my friends . . .
” . . . So my advice to you and the beautiful woman,
there, nestled by your side,
Share and bask in your sacred mirth
And may true caring be your guide,”
Wow, what a moving story, eh, Love?
Perhaps he’ll get a second chance,
Fortunate I am this holiday season
For the gift of your romance.
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Romance lives. -Rg2
© 2012 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®
Vocals: Natalie and Diana: What could be better?
Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2® 