“Romantic Rain”

Wintry Rain, Calif.–1:12 a.m., Pamper-Her-Friday:

So it rained on our holiday parade this week, Love
Well, let me say, I welcome even more,
Though the storms were not a drought-ender
They’re a sweet harbinger of what’s in store

Have you ever been kissed in the pouring rain?
Actually so few women have,
Here, let me roll back your hoodie
For you I’ve got the perfect salve

Should you close your eyes, I’ll close mine
Feel the droplets at the bridge of your nose,
Who cares if umbrella-lookers stop and stare
They’re craving what they see, I suppose

Ahh, yes, woman, you kinda like that, huh?
And I love the way you wipe my brow,
Let’s have another and let it linger
Take full pleasure in this romantic vow

To engage in fun, whether clouds or sun
No matter inclement weather or fair,
A woman who can stand a winter’s rain?
No doubt I’m all in–we’re the ideal pair

Mmm, girl, your hair is soaking wet
And I don’t give a damn if it turns nappy,
I’ve got shampoo and conditioner, too
Oh, will these fingers of mine make you happy!

Welcome to my lair, a little number for you to wear
I chose the design with the thighs in mind,
With fabric of autumn and your blessed bottom
If you’ll allow me to seek, indeed I’ll find

Erotic tendencies and hypnotic proclivities
I intend to free you of all mental debris,
It’s Pamper-Her-Friday, a cold, stormy night
I’m highly creative and you’ll agree

Improvising and imaginatively devising
Making discoveries as we go along,
Careful your hand, I just may reprimand
That not using the other is simply wrong

Much more than a job, it’s truly an endeavor:
To sate a woman’s pleasure principle,
Complexity of her mind, simplicity of her heart
To shortchange her spectrum is reprehensible

Which is to say that I’m the antithesis
of such an utterly lame excuse,
We’re decking the halls with holly tonight
In you I’ve found my holiday muse

Happy holiday greetings, my Love,
This Pamper-Her-Friday the celebrations begin,
Here’s a paper slip for your wish list
Meanwhile I’ll make us a tonic gin . . . .

(to be cont.)

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Pamper the woman . . . for the holidays. -Rg2

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