(Rated Rg2: Reader Discretion Advised)
“Cherrytini on Ice”
There’re times a woman just doesn’t wanna be touched
Would this be one of those nights?
Funny, I instinctively didn’t think as much
I suggest we take a few bites
Of one another . . . above the cover
We can do this either one of two ways,
You can lip crush or I can mouth melt
Let’s redefine this Pamper-Her-Friday
My, your shoulders feel so utterly tense
I can hand-weigh your stress by the pound,
Your body’s been invaded by the dreaded work grinch
But I’m the antithesis–the invader’s going down!
Tell me, where exactly does it hurt, sweetheart?
Mid-back, you say, and just below the calf,
Um K, I need you to spread arm and leg wingspans
My methodology is to pamper each half
So that exo-skeletal and epidermal envy
has no chance to take body-root,
Starting with fingertip massage of each temple
down to the arches of each foot
You know what is the global woman’s most common complaint?
A man seems incapable of taking his time,
As opposed to the effortless sexual run downhill
You desire a thoughtfully romantic climb
Of your multi-faceted, beneath-the-skin mountain
While he picks a few flowers along the way,
Mental write creative lines of poetic verse
At her mic under moonlight he can say
I’ve listened, I’ve learned, I’ve observed in earnest
I’m continually enhancing my skills,
But tonight I’m the tempest and you’re the teapot
Should we make this a test of wills?
Um, woman, you may wanna rethink that notion
on such a sensually hot summer night,
Your body I’ve got in a defenseless position
Your skin illuminated by candlelight
Here, take a sip of this soothing cherrytini
while I improvise with the fruit-cube ice,
How did you enjoy my scallop fettuccine?
I was mindful of your tolerance for spice
You feel that, Love? Let me heal that, Love
The stresses are slowly oozing away,
I’m releasing the cubed cherry down your spine’s canal
Careful now, are you sure you’re ready to play?
Pamper the woman . . . and her Fridays are never the same. -Rg2
© 2013 Pamper-Her-Friday by Rg2®